REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
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weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter:
Greatest intro to a porn ever. Technically SFW.
lemon whores stealing lemons
I’m like 90% sure they just sat those actors down and told them to talk about how much they liked lemons until their next cue. You can practically see them internally cracking up about the shit they’re saying. ”Hey hasn’t it been about ten seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree?”
If there is one video on Youtube you’re going to watch, it has to be this one. Please watch this.
“Fruitful lemony lemons.”
“You know, it has been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree, HEY WHAT THE FUCK”
Get these two Academy Awards, now.
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so this guy came up to me and said “hey what’s your name cutie?” and i accidentally said “steve” because i was thinking of the avengers at the time
meanwhile in twitter…
moments later…
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